Doidge

Doidge- 1. The act of penetrating an elderly, diseased man in his fresh, tight sphincter and withdrawing on ejaculation and spaffing on a dart board. The act of mating with a Grandma and ejaculating into said Grandma.

'Dude, I had a great doidge last night'
'Hey man, did you just doidge on my camel?'

by Mr Doidge February 4, 2013

doidge

A 'doidge' may be defined as a male who prioritises spending time with any female, whether it be a girlfriend, potential girlfriend, wife, or mother, over spending time with his mates. The verb form of such a crime is known as 'doidging' or 'doidging off'.

1) "I invited Irons to the pub tonight, but he's seeing his girlfriend again!"

"He's such a doidge."

2) "Rory's doidging off again rather than coming out with us."

by Led on the Lesh December 26, 2008

Mc Doidge

Also known as Mike doidge he was a firefighter a doctor a mc and a lot more thing

Mate have you seen the new mc doidge vid on ph

by Swagra May 7, 2021