doidge

A 'doidge' may be defined as a male who prioritises spending time with any female, whether it be a girlfriend, potential girlfriend, wife, or mother, over spending time with his mates. The verb form of such a crime is known as 'doidging' or 'doidging off'.

1) "I invited Irons to the pub tonight, but he's seeing his girlfriend again!"

"He's such a doidge."

2) "Rory's doidging off again rather than coming out with us."

doidge by Led on the Lesh December 26, 2008

Doidge

Doidge- 1. The act of penetrating an elderly, diseased man in his fresh, tight sphincter and withdrawing on ejaculation and spaffing on a dart board. The act of mating with a Grandma and ejaculating into said Grandma.

'Dude, I had a great doidge last night'
'Hey man, did you just doidge on my camel?'

Doidge by Mr Doidge February 4, 2013

Mc Doidge 

Also known as Mike doidge he was a firefighter a doctor a mc and a lot more thing

Mate have you seen the new mc doidge vid on ph

Mc Doidge by Swagra May 7, 2021

Dridge 

Strong Independent Handsome man. Girls are drawn to his charm.

Dridge is the All Star Captain.

Dridge by Keepnit2gether August 9, 2021

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Apollo's Dodgeball by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

see-through didgeridoo 

An Australian slang word for a glass pipe tipicaly used for smoking meth, ice or crack

Wanna come round and play the see-through didgeridoo?

see-through didgeridoo by Bridingdirty February 27, 2019