Usually quite crazy, loves banta AF! Loves stabbing and attempting to murder partners and children! Hella cool chick. Loves to lick the flavour off peckish crackers and delights then puts them back into the box then shove in the pantry for the whole family to enjoy! Usually has big boozziizzz and no ass! Usually blames her lost wine, food, car keys, pills, shampoo, hair products on the kids! Tends to have alcoholic partner! All in all gotta love ya a Danutta
Rubbering your dick against a cup or dish that someone is going to eventually drink or eat from.
***draws its name from the great Steve Guttenberg, although I'm not sure if her pulled this on Tom Selleck or not
Johnpissed me off earlier so when he told me to pour him a glass of soda, I degutterized it.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.