Dogband

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When you're so single that you're basically married to your dog.

"Yo you need to get a real man you weirdo, a dogband doesn't count"

Dogband by Bicc Boi Wang February 4, 2018

Words you can keep

Doghand

Noun: A sex act when a man or woman makes the shape of a dog shadow puppet with their hand and sexually stimulates a woman:

-The pinky enters anally
-The ring, middle, and index fingers penetrate vaginally
-The thumb stimulates the clitoris

Adverb: the manner of fingering during sexual intercourse as described above.

Adjective: He wanted to doghand Alisha.

I layed Laura on her back and gave her the doghand. She loved it so much that she orgasmed twice!!

Doghand by R-wonder February 18, 2007

Related Words

Dogband • dog bandana • dog bandit • dogbanger • Dogcandy • Doghand • doubandz • dog and pony show • Dog and Bone • Dog and Duck

dogbanger

when one enjoys the sexual experience of a dog.
can also be a fox, wolf or other related species.

fred:dude you're such a dogbanger
kevin:aint nothin wrong with banging dogs man!!!

dogbanger by dave stewart June 17, 2007

Dogcandy

A ratchety large female who seems to only attract desperate fat guys and tweekers.

As she squeezed into her dress that was clearly too small for her huge ass, her friend grimaced and thought "Damn! There's a perfect piece of dogcandy!"

Dogcandy by Rhiannon Moonshadows June 18, 2017

doubandz

Very smart,gets all the girls.

Your so doubandz

doubandz by Doustacks August 21, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026