a person who initiates or participates in a conversation and moves it to an intentional, deliberate, and planned conclusion without the express knowledge of the other conversationalist. i.e. the tail is wagging the dog, not the other way around- the dog is wagging the tail.
Term related to an archaic device from The Before Time, The Long Long Ago. Refers to the carriage advance lever on a typewriter, so named for the characteristic *ding* made by the machine upon pushing the lever, and the *BANG!* sound made as the carriage returned to the left margin.
A thing that pops up and tells you that you have new emails when they are pretty much all from one person.
"...the worst part tho was i felt really loved cos the doofanger popped up and said u have 5 new emails and they were pretty much all from you :P But thanks anyway!"