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dogtastrophe 

A catastrophe, but involving a dog.
Sadly, a freak electric toothbrush dogtastrophe had befallen the previously lucky Fifi.

sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.
Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.

doncaster pork pie 

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
doncaster pork pie by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008

dogtastic 

Watch where you put your feet in the park, it's a bit dogtastic out there.
dogtastic by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009
The sexual act in which one person meows while shitting into the asshole of a person barking like a dog
"Me and John did a dogcatpie last night, it was fucking hot."
dogcatpie by Rapperclapper March 7, 2022

Doncaster 

Or Donny
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"

"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
Doncaster by Alasdair Weeks January 29, 2005