dogtastrophe 

A catastrophe, but involving a dog.

Sadly, a freak electric toothbrush dogtastrophe had befallen the previously lucky Fifi.

dogtastrophe by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

dogostrophe

in the same sense as catastrophe but when a dog is responsible for the problem

what happened to the carpet while I was away and you were housesitting? the dog chewed the carpet, it is a dogostrophe!

dogostrophe by candidclacy September 11, 2012

dragtastrophe 

When a drag queen is so bad or out of style that she is a drag catastrophe.

Shana with her 1970's fright wig and gold plarforms is just a dragtastrophe.

dragtastrophe by Gay Boy MA August 2, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004