My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

Dog dick licking by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail

titty licking dog no

doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

titty licking dog by PaintedMonkee April 2, 2023

Licking Dog

A chinese term roughly equivalent to the western "simp".

A man who is obsessed with a woman's approval, putting to the point of being submissive and obseqious, even when he gains nothing from it. Particularly applies when the woman he is lowering himself for is very much not worth the effort; such as a green tea bitch or white lotus.

A Licking Dog's behavior often involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on the object of his infatuation, without anything in return.

A - Brother, take a look at Ye Feng following after the school belle, Li Qinghua. A toad lusting after swan meat.
B - Truly a pitiful licking dog. Doesn't he know that she's Young Master Zhang's woman?

Licking Dog by _gal1leo July 16, 2026

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

licking the dog's asshole by jiminton December 26, 2005

DogLookingSussyandCute

best emote on twitch ever

"You are DogLookingSussyandCute today ngl"

DogLookingSussyandCute by doglookingsussyandcute July 20, 2021

dogdocking

dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick fucker of a man inserts his cock into the penile sheath of a MALE dog and frots till he sprots.

dog-owner: well, all mah bitches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.

dogdocking by bitchlurver March 18, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026