Dog Wood 

If you've ever had the opportunity to stand downwind of a blooming Dog Wood tree then you already know that they reek of Semen worse than a pair of Janet Reno's undies. Either that or a bag of Funions.

I busted a Dog Wood all up in that bitches face. And that's before she even touched it! Gee Tommy, she must really think I'm a fagabeefy.

Dog Wood by John Robinson October 11, 2004

Woody the dog 

Woody the dog is the most amazing dog in the world, sadly he died but he is amazing

I wish i was woody the dog
Woody the dog is a dead legend

Woody the dog by Sausage gobbler2069 March 26, 2023

dry dogwood 

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

dry dogwood by Geordan July 17, 2006

dogwood sandwich 

A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.

I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.

dogwood sandwich by Cameo March 31, 2005

Dogwood 

Angry, hateful creature fuelled by pure rage. Powerful and angry, perhaps it's only weakness is an unusual fondness for Asian women.

Jesus man, put the sledgehammer down! There's no need to be so Dogwood about it!

Dogwood by Allen Park October 10, 2005

Dogwood 

a Dogwood is someone who is your dog (aka homie) and a wood (prison gang member aka Aryan Brotherhood).

Person 1 :What's up dogwood?
Person 2: Oh nothin much, w'boutchu wood?

Dogwood by CocaineAddict420 April 26, 2021

dogwood 

The most basic is more accurate: Dog Boner.

Looks like that mutt likes you. He's throwin' some serious "Dogwood"! I bet a cat couldn't scratch that pinky down.

dogwood by SuperDave April 22, 2006