Dodge Cock

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.

"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."

by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

Cock Dodge

Avoiding sexual intercourse, a personal cock block

"Dude, that chick wants a piece of you"
"No wayyy man, COCK DODGE!"

by FartSniffProstitueAsassin November 12, 2009

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008

cock dodger

the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).

cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.

by autoreverseaudio June 13, 2004

Dodgecock

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010