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Cock Dodge 

"Dude, that chick wants a piece of you"
"No wayyy man, COCK DODGE!"

cock dodger 

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
cock dodger by simatt March 12, 2008

cock dodger 

the last girl on earth who will not, under any circumstances, give you a blow job( usually accentuated with a head dodge).
cmon baby dont be a cock dodger.

Dodgecock 

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.
Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.
Dodgecock by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010