Dockcock

A sailor who replays every moment of any race and how great they sailed it. This transpires on the docks or at the party thereafter. Their recaps and expertise becomes extremely egregious and even more belligerent the more they drink. These yachtsmen can tell you exactly what you were doing wrong the entire race, primarily because they were behind you. They don't usually win, but they are really awesome sailors, just ask them.

"I'll be by the keg listening to the dockcocks stroke each other on how amazing they raced and still managed to lose."

by Nauti&Nice October 30, 2009

dickcockpecker

A dickhead boss but worse.

Avis is such a dickcockpecker

by Squiggy601 May 19, 2017

dickcock

the mixture of dick and cock, which is indeed the same yet the two combined is twice as insulting as one alone.

fucking dickcock!

by Cloudy March 30, 2004

DickCock

A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.

"You fucking dickcock"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

dickcockulation

A term used for a more descriptive version of dickcockulous used in certain situations.

The meaning however, is the same.

"Jerry's dickcockulaion level is through the roof!"

by Jimmy Ray August 23, 2004

dickcockus

an asshole whom states the obvious to be one of annoyance.

when it's a cold day and someone reminds one of just how cold it may be as if they couldn't tell for themselves in the first place. Then one would reply, "DICKCOCKUS!"

by bart cumquart June 18, 2009

dickcockulous

A word containing both Dick and Cock in it. It means various things, usually staning for absurd.

That shirt he is wearing is so dickcockulous.

by Jimmy Ray May 30, 2004