dickcockus

an asshole whom states the obvious to be one of annoyance.

when it's a cold day and someone reminds one of just how cold it may be as if they couldn't tell for themselves in the first place. Then one would reply, "DICKCOCKUS!"

by bart cumquart June 18, 2009

dickcockpecker

A dickhead boss but worse.

Avis is such a dickcockpecker

by Squiggy601 May 19, 2017

dicktocockus

A type a homosexual male bacteria, commonly found in the anus of active gay men

Usually the dicktocockus bacterium is part of the normal flora of homosexual male human, however it seems to have caused the infection in this case

by Perdawg July 28, 2010

dickcock

the mixture of dick and cock, which is indeed the same yet the two combined is twice as insulting as one alone.

fucking dickcock!

by Cloudy March 30, 2004

dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.

Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

DickCock

A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.

"You fucking dickcock"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

Diccockus

A person who is a combination of a dumbass and an asshole to the the point of calling them just Dick or Cock doesn't quite cut it.

"Will you quit licking the Doritos and then putting them back you Diccockus?!"

by Spider-Melon July 16, 2017