Dobbying

When a boy/girl under 18 is given an article of clothing as a present, and they yell at the top of their lungs: "Master has presented Dobby with (article of clothing), Dobby is free!!!" After the cry is yelled, the boy/girl proceeds to freak out. Often used during christmas when underwear or ugly sweaters are recieved and the "Dobby" in the situation does not like it.

Mom: Happy Birthday Jonathan!!!, Here is your gift!
Jon:* Violently opens present to find a pair of socks.* M- master has Presented Dobby with socks, Dobby is freee!

*strips down to wife beater and proceeds to run out of the house
Mom: Fuck. He's Dobbying again. SON, STOP DOBBYING!! I'LL GET YOU MONEY!!!

Dobbying by The Free Elf June 10, 2013

Dobbying

Beating yourself up about doing something stupid or feeling like a twat about something. From Harry Potter's Dobby, who constantly called himself 'bad Dobby, stupid dobby'.

'Oh stop dobbying yourself about it, I know you would have remembered if you were sober last night. Just don't go on about how bad you feel about letting me down.'

Dobbying by diverdiva March 20, 2010

dobbing 

tattling, snitching, telling on someone.

I will never forgive you for dobbing on me.

dobbing by Yibble September 1, 2009

Dirt Dobbing

When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.

Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.

Dirt Dobbing by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

bingo dobbing 

When your chick is sitting on the floor doing laundry and you walk up and put your balls on her head.

My bitch was in the zone folding clothes on the floor, so I snuck up and went bingo dobbing on her face

bingo dobbing by lesterlee April 18, 2015

Dobbing 

The art of wiping one's pre-seminal fluid (or pre-cum) onto a dates clothing or person without her noticing.

Very often a succesful nights dobbing will leave the young lady in question wondering why she smells of wank.

Me and my mates went out dobbing last night, and I got an extra 50 points for making a smiley face!

Dobbing by Artha September 27, 2007

dobbington 

A "dobbington" is where a student mainly in California "train jumps" which means to illegally jump on to trains and get transported elsewhere. Dobbington also means if you have the surname Dobbs, people are allowed to jump on your back and pretend to dry hump you.

Dude we are totally gonna give him a "dobbington" after class.
By the laws of Cali you are under arrest for illegal dobbington

dobbington by Shank Shoobs November 13, 2017