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deansteak
Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.
deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.
Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.
Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.
If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.
I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.
You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.
Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.
If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.
I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.
You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
deansteak by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012
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Dylansexual
Dylansexual by newtmasloveer December 29, 2020
dansplanation
When a Danish person uses a combination of patriotism and limited knowledge of the non-Danish world to explain Danish society to a foreigner. This foreigner may be a tourist or a resident immigrant.
"Here in Denmark, we eat Danish rye bread. All of the children eat it every day. I don't know why and we don't think about it. That's just the way it is."
"Here in Denmark, all women hold jobs and work as equals to the men" is a dansplanation because it assumes that someone from another country or culture has a different experience.
"Here in Denmark, all women hold jobs and work as equals to the men" is a dansplanation because it assumes that someone from another country or culture has a different experience.
dansplanation by crtKbh October 2, 2012
dylansexual
You may have the feeling of attraction towards Dylan O brien to the point where you are unable to commit yourself to a real life relationship with people who may like you or are your own age. You only think about this person and the thoughts of them can help you get to sleep. You find yourself in an addictive state where you have to look at at least one picture or video of him to be able to carry on with your day stably. You also find that you are searching him up on other social media’s/example/- tiktok Instagram Twitter. You question yourself a lot and so do your Friends. You seem to only enjoy watching TV shows or movies that contain this person in this case Dylan and you annoy your friends for not wanting to watch anything else. If this is you then we are very alike and can be friends. This also means that you are 100% Dylan sexual.
Leave a like if this is you👍🏻😂
Leave a like if this is you👍🏻😂
Friend: “do you want to watch this?”
You: “can you please list the actors?”
Friend: “Okay”
Friend: *lists all the actors but Dylan is not named*
You: “No thank you”
Friend: “why not?”
You: “this does not have Dylan O Brien in”
Friend: “Are you serious?”
You: “yes!”
Friend: “I’m sorry to say this but I think you might be Dylansexual”
You: “Don’t be sorry!”😻😹
You: “can you please list the actors?”
Friend: “Okay”
Friend: *lists all the actors but Dylan is not named*
You: “No thank you”
Friend: “why not?”
You: “this does not have Dylan O Brien in”
Friend: “Are you serious?”
You: “yes!”
Friend: “I’m sorry to say this but I think you might be Dylansexual”
You: “Don’t be sorry!”😻😹
dylansexual by Rihanna_truths☝🏻 December 29, 2020