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Definitions by ™One

Danskjävlar 

What us Swedes call Danish people because nobody likes them.
It’s common for a Swedish person to scream this when something bad happens.
Postnord: We lost your package.
Swede: DANSKJÄVLAR!
Danskjävlar by ™One October 16, 2019
IT'S A DECLARATION OF WAR FROM FURRIES AND WEEBS WE GAMERS MUST DEFEAT THEM BEFORE THEY GROW TOO STRONG GODSPEED!
OwO by ™One August 11, 2019

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.
Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...
Doom Patrol by ™One June 1, 2019

Todd Howard 

Todd Howard is also known as the god of lies.
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Skyrim has infinite quests (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Fallout 3 will have 200 endings (Lie made by Todd Howard)
It just works! (Lie made by Todd Howard)
Todd Howard by ™One January 7, 2019
Intellectual: What are your thoughts on BTS?
Normie: I think they're a pretty good band
Intellectual: I said BTS Bill Nye the science guy
Normie: Oof
BTS by ™One December 21, 2018

Bench press 

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.
Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof
Bench press by ™One December 4, 2018