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A Djonie is a very unique and creative kind of person mostly female. She is like a spark, always full of energy and joy.

Also, a Djonie is know for being a very well adviser, listener and an amazing friend who will defendly add a hint of colour into your life!

Djonie's can be very easily by looking at their kittens. Mostly they are white, maybe a little deaf and need to have two colored eyes (Very important!)

And different type of indicator that you have met a Djonie, is the great way they talk about sex with you. My oh My! And endless bottom of spicy tricks they will teach you!
You see that amazing girl? That is definitely a Djonie!
Djonie by ThatCutieGuy November 23, 2021
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A Dronie (plural: dronies) is someone who defends the crimes of neoliberal states with the excuse of democracy.

Neologism: The term comes from a Joke about people defending Obama's strikes on civilians with the use of Drones.
A:"I think the Fujimori regime was pretty cool"
B:"didn't he starve and kill millions while also castrating indigenous women"
A:"YES!!! But it was to avoid communism from growing in indigenous people"
B:"Omg, what a Dronie."
Dronie by Floppalosvky July 25, 2021
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doonie demon 

A member of the female sex that will have all LIMPS (Simps that take Ls) at their disposal. Pioneered by the Dojo sensei “Tykwondoe”
“Y’all already know what power level this doonie demon is on.”

“She be having the limps go crazy over some feet pics.”
doonie demon by Areliart November 8, 2021
Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.
SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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DJonics by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017
Another word for internal organs
“I know she be at Motel 6 getting her doonies beat down!’ -kyahnextdoor on Tiktok
Doonies by Iylia January 18, 2021
A Doonie is a Vagina... Term was Popularized by YN Louie & YN Jay. In songs they mention "beating peoples doonies down" which is the verbal phrase for Doonies. which means the same as beating up a pussy or fuckung the shit outta someone.

In Context :
" Man I Beat Her Doonies Down"
Doonie by Biom February 9, 2021
(aka vagina) a moist, warm house for the penis.
get your doonie out
doonie by Booya Gumski June 16, 2004
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