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The past tense of listening to a significant amount djent to the point you end up in a different dimension
Djented so hard you broke space time and ended up somewhere impossible to get to by car alone
Djented by Barnsism July 15, 2023
Words you can keep
When someone acts retarded or shows no sign of intelligence.
Ethan: "The hottest girl in our year said they might like me, but I told her to fuck herself."
Me: "Are you dented? She's 10/10

Rowen: *Kicks me in the balls*
Me: "YOU ARE A BIT DENTED, FUCK"
Dented by EagleHunt123 February 11, 2017
Dented (adj.) - When a person is in love with another person, they are said to be 'dented' for life.
Example: DividDivine and InnovativeMind were recently married and are now dented
Dented by DividDivine March 20, 2020

Dented Bugle 

It is the same as a rusty trombone with the trombone player reaching between the guy's legs and flicking the recipient in the ball-sack from behind.
He was all prepared to bust a nut and then she finished him off with a Dented Bugle.

Rusty Trombone
Dented Bugle by sandpiper313 May 25, 2012

Dented can 

When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.
Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!
Dented can by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011
The act of becoming so drunk that everything becomes one incomprehensible streak of madness where you are unaccountable for everything that you do.
Hey Paddy do you want to get completely dented this Friday?
Dented by WillyCal January 6, 2012

dented can 

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
Cameron's glass loving girlfriend.
dented can by Mike Ouellette December 8, 2004
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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