Dixpert

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A person either male or female that has extensive experience with handling all things dick related.

Have you visited that new brothel? "No". I heard they only hire experienced dick handlers. Do you mean a dixpert? dixperts

Dixpert by Bellethan Diamonds January 24, 2024

Words you can keep

DOUBLE DIPPERT

When two grown men take a shit back to back on the same toilet, and the second one enjoys the warm toilet seat.

me and Justin just went ass to ass on the office toilet, what a total double dippert

DOUBLE DIPPERT by GCP$LIFE August 23, 2018

Related Words

Dixpert • diapertime • Dexpert • Diapertribe • Dippertoe • DOUBLE DIPPERT • Diaper Taco • Diaper Tan • diaper tea • Diaper Titties

diapertime

an alert level sounded when extreme measures must be taken.

"i'm gonna drive across country to confront my romantic rival. it's diapertime!"

diapertime by reman February 10, 2007

Dexpert

A person who is well versed in the intricacies of Dexter (television series and books).

Wow, I am totally blown away by how much of a Dexpert you are.

Dexpert by robin taylor July 13, 2011

Diapertribe

From diatribe and diaper = a long and windy speech from an infantile mind.

It was a long meandering speech signifying nothing and diapertribe came to my mind

Diapertribe by vivauganda April 24, 2019

Dippertoe

When some one close to you likes fictional characters toes.

“My cousin’s a dippertoe. I know she’s weird”

Dippertoe by Thegreatestbamofthemall February 20, 2025

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026