Diapertribe 

From diatribe and diaper = a long and windy speech from an infantile mind.

It was a long meandering speech signifying nothing and diapertribe came to my mind

Diapertribe by vivauganda April 24, 2019

diapertime

an alert level sounded when extreme measures must be taken.

"i'm gonna drive across country to confront my romantic rival. it's diapertime!"

diapertime by reman February 10, 2007