Divorties

A person in their midlife crisis and ready to bang

Bob is nice and not creepy like other 40 year old single men. There is something about a man in his Divorties.

It's tough being divorced and also a rebirth. My Divorties are a whole new beginning.

Ever since her Divorties Meredith has really let her hair down.

That dude in his Divorties has stamina.

by FunniCuzItsTru October 24, 2016

Divertisimo

A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.

I saw Trina Vega on the show "Divertisimo".

by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018

Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .

Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

The dirties

An adjective or noun that can be used as any word.

I have to use the dirties.(bathroom)
That dog is the dirties.(dumb)

by Izik February 28, 2017

dropping dirties

you failed a drug test

you pissed in a cup and it came back dirty meaning you failed your drug test

Shamika dropped dirty in her PO's office... agian

by Joe Schaefer August 6, 2005

Dirtiest Sanchez

It is the same as Dirty Sanchez but on a woman that already has a moustache.

After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.

Friend: What did you do with that mustache girl?
Me: I gave her the dirtiest Sanchez.

by smelldonut August 17, 2016

rippin' dirties

When you're out of weed and you're desperate, so you hit the bowl that's already beat several extra times.

Dude, I went on vacation with Sage last week and totally ran out of weed on day two. We spent the rest of the time rippin' dirties.

by Lorraine Veronica Spitzel October 23, 2009