5 definitions by FunniCuzItsTru

Skrillaxing

Listening to Skrillex while winding down or meditating

I'm headed to the park for some Skrillaxing time

My favorite part of Skrillaxing is when someone asked what I am listening to because I am so calm and I surprise them.

by FunniCuzItsTru October 25, 2016

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

by FunniCuzItsTru July 3, 2013

kahootzaholic

A person addicted to conspiring in a shady or questionable fashion.

Steve didn't even want commission on this deal but Dave got him to get his father in-law to purchase that Buick because he's a kahootzaholic and new he’d want the money.

by FunniCuzItsTru December 3, 2018

kahootzaholic

A person that cannot help but to conspire with others even if it's against their best interests.

Steve didn't even want commission on this deal but he got his father in-law to purchase that Buick because he's a kahootzaholic and made himself some money.

by FunniCuzItsTru December 3, 2018

Divorties

A person in their midlife crisis and ready to bang

Bob is nice and not creepy like other 40 year old single men. There is something about a man in his Divorties.

It's tough being divorced and also a rebirth. My Divorties are a whole new beginning.

Ever since her Divorties Meredith has really let her hair down.

That dude in his Divorties has stamina.

by FunniCuzItsTru October 25, 2016