Definitions by FunniCuzItsTru

Herdsay 

Communication that is not verifiable and presented on social media to be true by a group, cult, or party of people for the purposes of changing opinions.

Saying that this country is moving in the right direction is herdsay.

Herdsay by FunniCuzItsTru March 28, 2025

kahootzaholic 

A person that cannot help but to conspire with others even if it's against their best interests.

Steve didn't even want commission on this deal but he got his father in-law to purchase that Buick because he's a kahootzaholic and made himself some money.

kahootzaholic by FunniCuzItsTru December 2, 2018

kahootzaholic 

A person addicted to conspiring in a shady or questionable fashion.

Steve didn't even want commission on this deal but Dave got him to get his father in-law to purchase that Buick because he's a kahootzaholic and new he’d want the money.

kahootzaholic by FunniCuzItsTru December 2, 2018

Divorties 

A person in their midlife crisis and ready to bang

Bob is nice and not creepy like other 40 year old single men. There is something about a man in his Divorties.

It's tough being divorced and also a rebirth. My Divorties are a whole new beginning.

Ever since her Divorties Meredith has really let her hair down.

That dude in his Divorties has stamina.

Divorties by FunniCuzItsTru October 24, 2016

Skrillaxing 

Listening to Skrillex while winding down or meditating

I'm headed to the park for some Skrillaxing time

My favorite part of Skrillaxing is when someone asked what I am listening to because I am so calm and I surprise them.

Skrillaxing by FunniCuzItsTru October 24, 2016

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

Fecal Floatation by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013