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Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary 

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

divorceaversary 

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.
Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!
divorceaversary by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008

divorciversary 

the anniversary of one's divorce.
Jorge: Hey, I have to go out tonight. It's my divorciversary.
Rodrigo: Sweet, man. It's been a whole year since you split with that bitch.
divorciversary by Skipping Chicken February 11, 2010

divorciversary 

annual celebration of the day you were officially free from that loser/asshole/bitch/whore etc.....
I'm heading to Vegas for this year's divorciversary.
divorciversary by DSWF August 25, 2010

Divorceversary 

The date that marks the finality of a divorce.This date is then recognized annually. Often celebrated by toasting the former spouse with copious amounts of wine or other adult beverage, and normally paired with vulgarities and a hearty dose of middle finger flipping.

A word created by combining the words "Divorce" and "Anniversary".
She bought three bottles of wine to celebrate her divorceversary.
Divorceversary by Wordy91 October 23, 2012
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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