dives

A dives means 5 pounds worth of weed or half a bennerz.

safe blud wanna buy a dives

by skamsc January 20, 2008

Dives

A person who is outdated and a narrow minded boomer.

Look at him. He just judged the girl based on what she wears. He's such a dives

by Balruban April 16, 2022

Dives

A person who is outdated and a narrow minded boomer.

Look at him. He just judged the girl based on what she wears. He's such a dives

by Balruban April 16, 2022

diners, drive-ins, and dives

Many children like to name their group chats this. More children in the northeast area of the United States

Diners, drive-ins, and dives is so funny

by Menbolbol January 30, 2018

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

by BLUE TEXT DUDE June 16, 2021

transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Maulana Diesel

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014