a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy. you'll find him with girls and usually kissing them. and a dietzel usually is the funniest person ever. you should get at him

1: did you see that dietzel! he was soooo dreamy

2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm

dietzel by hangoverman July 29, 2009

Related Words

Dietzel • Reverse Dietzel • diezel • Diethel • dietzenbach • ditzel • detzel • Dietel • Ditzelfutz • doetzel

dietzel

A pretzel made out of natural ketchup and filled with cheese. Quite delicious.

Yesterday at the football game, the concession stand was selling dietzels!! I almost peed.

dietzel by deetzlover November 10, 2011

Dietzel

A large cheesy-ketchup filled pretzel.

"man today I ate the best Dietzel... Mmmm so cheesy!"

Dietzel by kirsten dietzal November 10, 2011

Dietzel

n:
A sex position involving anal beads and laxatives. Screaming in French, is not only allowed but encouraged. The act of doing this is called "Deetzing."

Ex:
Man, I met the craziest girl last night! We went to her room and she wanted me to do the Dietzel. I spent the entire night Deetzsing all over her.

Dietzel by Dietzel Lover December 20, 2008

Reverse Dietzel

n: fucking a girl in the ass and perhaps pushing her dietzel in reverse.

Timmy was giving this girl a reverse dietzel but then like a pimp made her suck off the dietzel splooges.

Reverse Dietzel by Trees DT November 29, 2009

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

Ditzelfutz by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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