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discofucked
to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;
or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity
or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity
Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.
Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?
Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.
or
John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?
Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.
Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?
Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.
or
John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?
Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.
discofucked by hjsilver April 22, 2011
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Dirtfucker
DirtFucker
The invention of the word "Dirtfucker" was an attempt to create a more definitive expletive noun to give more character to the word "fuck", which can also be used as verb, as in, "That Dirtfuckin' Bastard...!" A "Dirtfucker" is someone so low down and dirty that they enjoy, regularly engage in and often fantasize at great length about having prolonged, multi-positioned, animalistic intercourse with common, everyday dirt, specifically where someone disrobes, lays upon the flat earth and copulates indiscriminately with any and all types of loose or packed soil at his disposal. It is generally not used as an expletive to communicate hate or anger, but rather mild to moderate disgust or derision, mostly in jest, about a peer's odd or abnormal behavior or to communicate light-hearted disappointment or disapproval of an inconsequential act he or she may have made, although, due to the physical limitations of such an act, female "dirtfuckers" are rare. There is a reason this word was called into being, though. Depending where you grew up and the vernacular of the area, the word "fuck" can have many uses, but while some are too soft, others can be too caustic. To call someone a "Fuck" can have impact, but can be too vague for some situations, while calling someone a "Fucker" can not only seem silly, but almost sounds like a compliment on occasion. On the other end of the spectrum, calling someone a "Motherfucker" is quite specific and descriptive, but can be too intense sometimes to be used as a casual jibe. However, calling someone a "Dirtfucker" has just enough descriptiveness, imagination and imagery to add new verve and spice to the overused and stale word "fuck" without being too vague, flaccid or being too powerful an insult or taunt. Etymology of the word originates from the Finger Lakes/Rochester area of upstate New York and came into popular usage in the region from the late Eighties on (Note to editors: This term really is semi-popular in the region and I truly feel it should be added to your site. Please take that into consideration when you decide. Plus, there already is a “Dirt Fucker” definition on your site, so…). Whether or not this word has been copyrighted is still a matter of contention, but the supposed author is said to not only have invented the word, but was also was the self styled model for it's creation, so no one's really worried. It’s most celebrated and well known usage of the word is too much of a national slur and, I’m hoping, was the reason why my first draft was rejected, so, while I cannot specifically name the country, it is still widely used as the go-to description for the region. Hey, aside from the fact that they ARE, they also have some of the finest, richest and most titillating dirt in the known world... If you can guess what country in this hemisphere is best known for its dirt, you win the prize.
The invention of the word "Dirtfucker" was an attempt to create a more definitive expletive noun to give more character to the word "fuck", which can also be used as verb, as in, "That Dirtfuckin' Bastard...!" A "Dirtfucker" is someone so low down and dirty that they enjoy, regularly engage in and often fantasize at great length about having prolonged, multi-positioned, animalistic intercourse with common, everyday dirt, specifically where someone disrobes, lays upon the flat earth and copulates indiscriminately with any and all types of loose or packed soil at his disposal. It is generally not used as an expletive to communicate hate or anger, but rather mild to moderate disgust or derision, mostly in jest, about a peer's odd or abnormal behavior or to communicate light-hearted disappointment or disapproval of an inconsequential act he or she may have made, although, due to the physical limitations of such an act, female "dirtfuckers" are rare. There is a reason this word was called into being, though. Depending where you grew up and the vernacular of the area, the word "fuck" can have many uses, but while some are too soft, others can be too caustic. To call someone a "Fuck" can have impact, but can be too vague for some situations, while calling someone a "Fucker" can not only seem silly, but almost sounds like a compliment on occasion. On the other end of the spectrum, calling someone a "Motherfucker" is quite specific and descriptive, but can be too intense sometimes to be used as a casual jibe. However, calling someone a "Dirtfucker" has just enough descriptiveness, imagination and imagery to add new verve and spice to the overused and stale word "fuck" without being too vague, flaccid or being too powerful an insult or taunt. Etymology of the word originates from the Finger Lakes/Rochester area of upstate New York and came into popular usage in the region from the late Eighties on (Note to editors: This term really is semi-popular in the region and I truly feel it should be added to your site. Please take that into consideration when you decide. Plus, there already is a “Dirt Fucker” definition on your site, so…). Whether or not this word has been copyrighted is still a matter of contention, but the supposed author is said to not only have invented the word, but was also was the self styled model for it's creation, so no one's really worried. It’s most celebrated and well known usage of the word is too much of a national slur and, I’m hoping, was the reason why my first draft was rejected, so, while I cannot specifically name the country, it is still widely used as the go-to description for the region. Hey, aside from the fact that they ARE, they also have some of the finest, richest and most titillating dirt in the known world... If you can guess what country in this hemisphere is best known for its dirt, you win the prize.
Dirtfucker by ZStar930 August 25, 2009
DirtyFuckingSlutManChild
An older guy who is still mentally 16 and will sleep with anyone, including ex-girlfriends, workmates and friends of friends even though it leads to bad juju.
Me (hungover): I'm gonna call my ex again for a booty call, even though she hates me and I'll hate myself after
My Flatmate: Stop it Max, you DirtyFuckingSlutManChild!
My Flatmate: Stop it Max, you DirtyFuckingSlutManChild!
DirtyFuckingSlutManChild by Max Vegas November 26, 2009
dinofuckasore
dinofuckasore by Madsparrow November 21, 2017
diplofuckit
see diploshitic and diplotwattic
when you finally realise the other side are not interested in what you want
when you finally realise the other side are not interested in what you want
after trying to find a solution and not being successful, we finally said diplofuckit and "moderated" them
diplofuckit by Dan 060 September 4, 2021
Diofucker
Someone with no self esteem and tries to sabotage Someone else's life that they're obsessively trying to àlso emulate
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