discofucked

to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;

or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity

Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.

Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?

Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.

or

John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?

Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.

by hjsilver April 22, 2011

DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...

George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"

by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021