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When you arrive for an appointment, meeting or somewhere exactly on time or with only one or two seconds to spare. Like when someone arrives to catch a train and the doors are just starting to close.
'That was close, she caught that train in Ditime!'
Ditime by BlacknoseToby March 21, 2019
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A student parking lot at Miami University. It is known for being far away from everything on campus and for being the place that all the freshmen and sophomores have to walk miles to in order to get there car even in 6 feet of snow.
I left my car at Ditmer and it sucks!
ditmer by Random122 March 17, 2008
Second class citizen lacking same rights as those who are citizens while co-exsisting.
ditizen by Shango November 10, 2013
A word invented by a student at Miami University that is really a parking lot but he thought it would be funny if he made it mean something sexual. This was done so he could use it one his songs that he writes that are not good but he thinks they are. Ditmer is not a vagina. It's a parking lot. The kid who wrote that is not funny
Ditmer is a parking lot not a Vagina.
ditmer by Random122 March 17, 2008

Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis

Excessive and confused state of mind while texting.
I just got back from the doctor and was diagnosed with Digimentis Excessus Inconditusitis because my smart phone held an intervention in me last night.

diptime bitch 

Time to leave the situation immediately, get out of here.
She said she wanted to stay and I said “it’s diptime bitch”.
diptime bitch by Brapril November 3, 2019
the best girl in sg region, also the best Overlord
Who is Ditine?
The best Overlord in sg!
ditine by Ditine i guess January 4, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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