Detimed
Whenever you make a time period shorter, such as, I have detimed the school lesson to 30 minutes instead of 40 today, as I will be attending a meeting
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When you say: "Tha Jonas Bros. are WHACKA THAN A CRACKA."
You get delimed to death. Pretty much like stoned to death, but with limes. 4048.
Another example: "OMG. Miley Cyrus is such a slut."
And your mother finds you dead smelling like limes.
And they make limeade out of you.... And they find you at sonic, in the cherry limeade machine.
You get delimed to death. Pretty much like stoned to death, but with limes. 4048.
Another example: "OMG. Miley Cyrus is such a slut."
And your mother finds you dead smelling like limes.
And they make limeade out of you.... And they find you at sonic, in the cherry limeade machine.
Detited
detited
/ˈdēˌtīdəd/ verb (medical-ish, tragicomic)
1. The brutal and often accidental act of losing a tit — via surgery, street fight, velociraptor, or freak blender incident. Usually followed by a stunned silence, a GoFundMe, and an uncomfortable explanation.
/ˈdēˌtīdəd/ verb (medical-ish, tragicomic)
1. The brutal and often accidental act of losing a tit — via surgery, street fight, velociraptor, or freak blender incident. Usually followed by a stunned silence, a GoFundMe, and an uncomfortable explanation.
Detited by Nippleless May 23, 2025
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026