Ditch wank
Ditch wank by crashandburnds December 14, 2009
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Dutch Wank
When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Dutch Wank by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
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Ditch wanker
A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Ditch wanker by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
Dutch Wank
When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation
Dutch Wank by Yogi36 June 6, 2011
Ditchwanker
A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.
Ditchwanker by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.