Ditch wank

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

by crashandburnds December 14, 2009

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

Dutch Wank

When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation

Mark and Andy both love a good dutch wank ..........

by Yogi36 June 6, 2011

Ditchwanker

A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.

Oi Zac!!!! (Pause) Fucking ditchwanker!!!

by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019