Ditch wank
Ditch wank by crashandburnds December 14, 2009
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Dutch Wank
When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Dutch Wank by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
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Ditch wanker
A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Ditch wanker by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
Dutch Wank
When you're mate holds your cock and you hold his wrist and move his hand up and down until ejaculation
Dutch Wank by Yogi36 June 6, 2011
Ditchwanker
A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.
Ditchwanker by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.