Ditch bag
My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".
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dutch bag slapper
This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.
As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
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dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023
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Dutch Bagpipes
Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.
"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."
"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"
"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"
Dutch Bagpipes by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009