Distractables 

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.

Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!

Distractables by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018

Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.

I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!

Distractible by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

Distractable 

1.) The act of being distracted.

2.) How Fuzzy gets on her birthday.

1.) "Hey, man. Watch me mess with that guy! He's so distractable."

2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"

Distractable by Fuzzy Parks February 12, 2008

Destructables 

Destructables is the a cool ass instagram meme page who posts memes. The owner is the richest and most successful man in his school. Destructables is one of the fastest growing instagram pages, expected to hit 1 million followers within the next few weeks.

Bob: ALL THESE MEME PAGES ARE SO SHIT WTF BRO
Andy: nah bro ong destructables on instagram posts some funny ass content for da boys

Destructables by Kaper bondatta March 31, 2021

Distractabbed 

Like distracted but by or because of dabbing.

Oh snap I’m sorry I didn’t call you back! I was totally distractabbed by the new rosin I picked up.

Distractabbed by Kimjanberly March 30, 2022