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Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.
I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!
Distractible by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

Distractable 

1.) The act of being distracted.

2.) How Fuzzy gets on her birthday.
1.) "Hey, man. Watch me mess with that guy! He's so distractable."

2.) "P.S. Distractable isn't even a word! On Dictionary and Urban Dictionary!"
Distractable by Fuzzy Parks February 12, 2008

Destructables 

Destructables is the a cool ass instagram meme page who posts memes. The owner is the richest and most successful man in his school. Destructables is one of the fastest growing instagram pages, expected to hit 1 million followers within the next few weeks.
Bob: ALL THESE MEME PAGES ARE SO SHIT WTF BRO
Andy: nah bro ong destructables on instagram posts some funny ass content for da boys
Destructables by Kaper bondatta March 31, 2021

Distractabbed 

Like distracted but by or because of dabbing.
Oh snap I’m sorry I didn’t call you back! I was totally distractabbed by the new rosin I picked up.
Distractabbed by Kimjanberly March 30, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026