joshismycaptain's definitions

Distractables

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.

Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!

by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018

Sailinsane

Temporary insanity due to the inability to go sailing.

"Between this weather and my work schedule, If I don't find some way to go sailing soon I'll go sailinsane!"

by joshismycaptain April 18, 2018