Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a
Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a
woman'
s VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A
woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said
vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.
Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green
slag."
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise
whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious
Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
