disexlia 

Dysexlia, or developmental sex disorder,1 is characterized by difficulty with learning to have sex fluently and with accurate comprehension despite normal or above-average intelligence.23 This includes difficulty with pornographic awareness, pornographic decoding, processing speed, pornographic coding, auditory short-term memory, language skills/verbal comprehension, and/or rapid foreplay.456 Dysexlia is the most common sexual learning difficulty7 and most recognized foreplay disorder. There are other foreplay difficulties that are unrelated to dysexlia.

the time you couldn't get her bra undone, I'd say you suffer from disexlia

disexlia by Disexlia boy October 18, 2014

Dysexlia 

Wehn yu kant spel rihgt

Person 1: {Bruh} I think you got dysexlia.
Person 2: Waht?

Dysexlia by aaokg11 January 17, 2015

disexlic 

When you cannot distinguish between the anus and the vagina.

Kelly: Hey thats my ass.
Bobby: Sorry I'm disexlic

disexlic by starburst69 June 19, 2010

Dysexlia 

A disorder that causes the subject to awkwardly rearrange the words directed toward their partner during intercourse.

Veronica: Talk dirty to me Rafi.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.

Dysexlia by JOKEMEHARDER August 21, 2020

dysexlia 

A condition whereby one gets their sexual partners mixed up. Often this is due to the number of partners one has.

She has so many sexual partners, no wonder she suffers from dysexlia.

dysexlia by nicksey November 4, 2010

Dysexlia 

Hearing part of a normal conversation and automatically thinking something dirty.

Amy: "I love Christmas ornaments. Especially the sparkly balls."
Clint: "Sparkly balls...hee hee hee..." <--- dysexlia strikes again

Dysexlia by NJVinnie December 18, 2011

Disexia 

Disexia is a mental disorder that makes idiotic teenagers, children, adults, and tweens defend their piss-poor logic with even worse arguments, and makes them think that they are truly the center of our universe. this is also the flaw that turns them into something we call Karens. It also makes them absolutely sure that they are the smartest, prettiest, most important and funniest beings alive, but also need to beg for constant reassurance and compliments.

They do this by:

-Begging for attention
-wearing incredibly skimpy clothes just for the attention
-demanding refunds for things they have not bought yet to managers
-saying self-deprecating things on social media / to their friend group
-asking if they look pretty in whatever they're wearing.

When people with this disorder are caught being a Karen, they defend themselves by making up excuses like "I'm misunderstood", "I have x disorder" (which has usually nothing to do with the current topic at hand), or "you're just jealous." If you discover that one of your friends has Disexia, I very much encourage you to disassociate, because this disease is mildly contagious. Soon, you will be asking for the managers.

"Pretty much any Karen has had Disexia at some point in his or her life."

Disexia by IronyInABottle May 23, 2020