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A portmanteau of Demure and dismay.
(Dis) may + De(mure).

When something or someone is reserved or modest and concerning, appalling or distressing.

Where something or someone is reserved or modest in a concerning, appalling or distressing way.
Lady Maine was dismure, her presence unsettling yet humble.

The dismure music box felt ill-fated however simple it may be.
Dismure by cloudxrainbxy September 29, 2024
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Dismuked 

to have one's work schedule changed with little notice and always to interfere with previous plans.
Oh, she's got me working an extra night this weekend....I got fucking Dismuked!
Dismuked by balmer May 1, 2011
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Kinda pop music radio. Just be a time traveller and see it from that far-away perspective that makes you understand mozart was a punk. You could say jazz radio, too.
I have no time to listen to crappy tracks from the 21st century. I deliberately tuned in to radio dismuke, already.
dismuke by Awenir January 20, 2011
To speak with/about someone with hilarious contempt. Ribbing or paying someone out with agenda or disregard.
She spoke to him with such disture that he became increasingly ashamed.
Disture by prayingardvark October 27, 2010

Disturely 

Someone who starts his lawnmower or snow blower before the sun rizes, You hate it but you know he'll clear the sidewalk.
Gawd, That old man is getting on my nerves. He woke me up at 4 this morning!

Yeah..but he clears my driveway

I hate disturely's
Disturely by gagaga134 September 19, 2009
You have been dissed and muted at the same time
You were immediately dismuted when you said that dumbass shit
dismuted by Cordaddy January 23, 2021
a female that manipulates com rejects and forces blonde white boys into submission through a block game while flexing meme coins in hive skywars lobbies.

a dislure may overuse capitols in sentences, or even ask you to whimper for them. might claim harm but the worst that will happen is rape if you are an underaged white male.
“i felt like dislure the other day when i roped an eboy into cutting himself on camera”
dislure by IHateAgeplayers March 9, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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