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Dismuked 

to have one's work schedule changed with little notice and always to interfere with previous plans.
Oh, she's got me working an extra night this weekend....I got fucking Dismuked!
Dismuked by balmer May 1, 2011
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To disagree with something so strongly, that to agree with it would make you feel sick.
We got into a dispuke because i wouldn't go to my gf's mothers tea party.
Dispuke by Mob Barley Jr October 21, 2010
You have been dissed and muted at the same time
You were immediately dismuted when you said that dumbass shit
dismuted by Cordaddy January 23, 2021
A portmanteau of Demure and dismay.
(Dis) may + De(mure).

When something or someone is reserved or modest and concerning, appalling or distressing.

Where something or someone is reserved or modest in a concerning, appalling or distressing way.
Lady Maine was dismure, her presence unsettling yet humble.

The dismure music box felt ill-fated however simple it may be.
Dismure by cloudxrainbxy September 29, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026