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Dishturbance

The disturbance and or opening of a dishwasher during its wash cycle without wanting to.
Person 1 : Damn, i'v opened the dishwasher whilst it was on.
Person 2 : You've caused a dishturbance
Dishturbance by WeestDoesDrugs April 12, 2023

disturbance in the Force 

A fart that ruins everyone's room, caused by someone who follows the Dark Side.
There is a disturbance in the Force...

disturbance 

When something or someone is not pleasing anyone and it is not invited or expected and everyone hates it.
Sally is such a disturbance to our picnic barging in like that!
disturbance by octokw May 7, 2020

Trouser Disturbance 

A general disturbance of the groinal area in mainly male humans due to one of the following:

1) Seeing a hot biatch

2) Doing too much weed
3) Getting priapism
4) Being weird
5) One word: Handkerbate
1) OMG that chick is sooo flamin' hot its maaajor trouser disturbance time

2) Duuuuude...i'm like soooo stoooned...hey whats that in my pants?

3) Ow! This trouser diturbance hurts the shit outta my d*ck

4) Ging gang gooolie woolie bonga bong-shaka-laka...oooh is that my little sausage getting up?

5) Ok i draw the line at giving an example for handkerbation. look it up on this site for f*cks sake!

felt a disturbance in the Force 

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.
X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.

disturbance in the Force 

A Sly way of announcing that you have are aroused and may need to leave the room...
Dude: Oh well that`s not good
Sister: What?
Dude: The movie is causing uhh a disturbance in the force...
Sister: Eeeew!!!