Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Infinitythereal

peenar

Person 1: I have a large peenar
Person 2: What the fuck is a peenar
Person 1: Pens

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*opens dishwasher while its running*
"Oh shit, i just commited a dishturbance"

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"Brexit", when used as a verb, is the act of commiting an unnecessary and incredibly dangerous tackle in football (soccer).

*Player speeding past most of the team only being followed by a defender*
"Oi! Brexit him!"

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Eating a non binary's ass while they shit and while eating the shit you skullfuck them

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Friend: Hey you know Dr. Cloakerツ#6958?
Friend: No you dumbass also im not real you got schizophrenia

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*friend catches me fucking a cat*
Friend: are you pulling a shane dawson?
Me: No, it isnt what it looks like

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A lot of overweight 30 year olds thinking they are funny while looking at porn and memes at the same time

friend: Hey, do you have Reddit?
me: Of course not, do i look like an overweight pedophile?

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