dishlexic 

putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.

When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.

Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.

"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".

dishlexic by Lok Stok November 26, 2010

Dishlexic 

1)Someone who can't cook or wash dishes. Useless in the kitchen.

2) someone who follows even a simple recipe and it still turns out nothing like it.
3) a very messy cook, dirties alot of dishes for a simple meal, bench clutter, doesnt clean as you go.

"Shes so dishlexic, I went to her house, a weeks worth of dishes were piled up. She cooked me packet crap that tasted foul."
"I followed exactly what the recipe said, and it didn't turn out close to how it should. I must be dishlexic, this always happens".
"Dude, theres shit everywhere, how did you manage to dirty all them dishes, just to make a pasta bake from leftover pasta? Clean as you go while it's in the oven. You got more of it on the bench than in the tray, just about, are you dishlexic?".

Dishlexic by MT83 July 29, 2022

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Dyslexic Agnostic by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

dyslexic penis syndrome 

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

dyslexic penis syndrome by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

Dyslexic 

A learning disability or processing disorder which causes a person to not be able to recognize words that are misspelled as easily as a person who does not have it. Also people with dyslexia commonly have difficulty reading changing words around and adding them in where they aren’t. People with dyslexia are by no means stupid, in fact sometimes they are much smarter or more creative since a different part of their brain is more developed than the part that deals with language. People recently have started using dyslexia as an insult or otherwise just to justify things they've done backwards or words they’ve misspelled, but it is an actual disorder that many people have.

I was diagnosed with dyslexia in second grade when my teachers noticed my odd reading habits and inability to recognize the difference between the letters b and d when I spelled things.

We knew to test my brother for dyslexia in pre-k when he spelled his name completely backwards, nhoj, on a homework assignment.

Dyslexic by Hart May 7, 2005

Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.

Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

Dyslexicly proportional by Tom Stillin November 9, 2012

Dysflexic

A person who flexes any chance they get, and consider every situation an opportunity to flex.

Dick is so dysflexic, I told him about how my dad died in a car crash the other day then he started telling me about how he hadn’t gotten into a single accident since he got his license.

Dysflexic by JBlade97 January 6, 2019