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Dishlexic

1)Someone who can't cook or wash dishes. Useless in the kitchen.

2) someone who follows even a simple recipe and it still turns out nothing like it.
3) a very messy cook, dirties alot of dishes for a simple meal, bench clutter, doesnt clean as you go.
"Shes so dishlexic, I went to her house, a weeks worth of dishes were piled up. She cooked me packet crap that tasted foul."
"I followed exactly what the recipe said, and it didn't turn out close to how it should. I must be dishlexic, this always happens".
"Dude, theres shit everywhere, how did you manage to dirty all them dishes, just to make a pasta bake from leftover pasta? Clean as you go while it's in the oven. You got more of it on the bench than in the tray, just about, are you dishlexic?".
by MT83 July 29, 2022
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