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Disposable Music
noun - Disposable Music is music that is considered "hot" for a few weeks and then forgot about a year later. This music is commonly heard on the radio and is a top-seller on iTunes for a short period of time.
Chris: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It's an instant hit!
Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.
Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.
Disposable Music by Big Been April 19, 2010
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DiscoStick(TM)
A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.
It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:
"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"
Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
DiscoStick(TM) by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011
disposable plastic baby toliets
To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers
They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
disposable plastic baby toliets by Telephony June 13, 2013
Cum Disposal Unit
Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
Cum Disposal Unit by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
lets do the fork in the garbage disposal
"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.
Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
lets do the fork in the garbage disposal by the_last_ak June 28, 2013
disposable plastic adult toliets
Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.
They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
disposable plastic adult toliets by Telephony August 28, 2014
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