discojack

when an outfit, dj, music act perform life at a party and they totally own the night with their performance, such that any following act's are almost lame because they cannot give the same level of performance. like a hijack, an everyday occurence in South Africa

Sexy blonde: what did you do lastnight?
Sexy Brunete: i went to Pacha, and saw Goldfish
Sexy Blonde: oh cool, how were they?
Sexy Brunete: they were so totally amazing, the discojacked Pacha, i left after they finished
Sexy Blonde: oh wow!! i've gotta see them live

by siffbachelor May 13, 2009

Discracktion

The distracting butt crack one sees in public ie. baseball games, church, or even in Target. Typically on a women but can be seen on a man. Not to be mistaken for plumbers butt.

When a women's Discracktion prevents an on looker from focusing on the event. When a women sits on the baseball bench and her butt crack, not her thong, is distrackting the viewers from the game. Frequently happens in churches with open, fold up seats.

by Sean Mills January 16, 2009

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

discofucked

to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;

or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity

Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.

Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?

Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.

or

John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?

Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.

by hjsilver April 22, 2011

Discrackted

1. having the attention diverted and fixated on one thing or project for an overwhelming period of time while under the influence of crystal meth thus making one habitually late for appointments, etc.

I'm sorry I'm late; I got discrackted on the computer rearranging my icons on the desktop.

by ken.mccune June 21, 2008

discrack

Something on a compact disc or DVD, usually a video game, that is highly addictive, like crack cocaine - crack on a disc.

I've spent hundreds of dollars paying for World of Warcraft, that stuff is crack on a disc; discrack.

by kirisame4 August 22, 2010