Disastros

The hopeless MLB team from Houston that plays in an oversized convention center with grass and continuously loses to the dominant MLB team from Pittsburgh in excruciating fashion.

Lidge blowing that save is just another reason I'm not going to any more Disastros games.

by Stanley Picachowski April 30, 2008

King of Disasters

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!

Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 23, 2020

Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.

John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.

by aly. April 23, 2013

disastourist

a person who visits the site of a recent disaster to see the wreckage, carnage, remains, etc.

After hearing about the recent I35W bridge collapse, we decided to be disastourists and get as close as we could to see the remnants of the bridge.

by Sisterscaryluv August 28, 2007

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Disastrophy

Worse than both a disaster and a catastrophy

Meeting my in-laws for the first time was an absolute disastrophy.

by Lisa November 29, 2002

disretrospect

v. to disrespect by referring to outdated or outmoded cultural stereotypes

At the end of his classic track "6th Sense" on the album Like Water For Chocolate, Common is approached by a female fan who thanks him "because your lyrics are so positive for the women out here." Then he is approached by a whore who complains that it's raining and her skirt is too short and the police are coming, and he hits her and says "I don't care if it's snowing, I want you out there hoeing."
Just before the track cuts out, the first woman says "oh my goodness, how you gonna disretrospect me like that?"

by Marinara Sauce February 11, 2009