Disastermind

Noun

Disastermind (plural Disasterminds)

A person responsibly respos unexpected natural or man-made catastrophe of substantial extent causing significant physical damage or destruction, loss of life or sometimes permanent change to anyone for the highest level of planning and execution of a major operation.

Benard Maddoff is the greatest disastermind on eatrh who went to prison for a hundred years.

Disastermind by MikeKal July 19, 2009

Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

Disasteroid by Jerome March 18, 2004

Multi-disastering 

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

Multi-disastering by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Disasteroid

An anonymous twitch streamer who plays poptropica and minecraft. Probably gay? also spelled as “d1sasteroid”

“aw man it’s that blue bitch again”

“i hate when disasteroid ruins my favorite streamers streams :/“

Disasteroid by sunflower01 November 21, 2021

Disastercide 

means that you need to end your life by getting killed by catastrophic disasters or man made disasters,

Jessica: Yeah but my friend died yesterday, because of his deppression but he had no choice but to commit disastercide, or end his life by getting swept away by the tsunami, but it actually happened however the coastal town is suffering from the damage after an earthquake

Disastercide by IMMABACON April 5, 2022

Disasteroid

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.

Disasteroid by vtology February 6, 2025

Disasteroid

A massive deformed, bleeding and infected pustule of a hemorrhoid that absolutely cripples you with screaming pain when a bowel movement is attempted.

JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.

Disasteroid by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu March 8, 2025