Dirwood 

a name that is often given to a individual on the premise of being a, bad mother fucker.

dirwood tore that mother fuckin shit up. yeah.

Dirwood by dirwood January 6, 2004

derwood 

A little slice of heaven nestled in between Gaithersburg, Rockville and Olney.

All the cool kids live in derwood.

derwood by Chrissy November 14, 2004

derwood 

the 20855, we aint rockville cuz we dont get free trash collection and when it snows the roads are never paved. also a wealthy neighborhood in which the DWC presides.

d-dub district! dont get it twisted ya heard

derwood by d-dub for life April 19, 2005

darwood

See Garwood. A very fat female.

She has a major Darwood problem!

darwood by BGAR January 3, 2007

durwooditis 

The condition of always being wrong / losing.

Oh man, this guy can't get anything right. He must have a brutal case of durwooditis.

durwooditis by _wet_paint October 30, 2014

Derwood 

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

Derwood by Ben February 3, 2005

dinwoody 

Din, from the latin meaning soft, used in early manuscripts found in the Dead Sea to describe the curly hair growing from a man's pubis. Woody, which stems from the Hebrew for the penis of an Irishmen who's had too much to drink. Put together, a Dinwoody is one with a soft penis, due to "whiskey dick" or the overindulgence in alcohol which inhibits the nerves to a man's genitals causing a soft penal vicinity.

That guy couldn't do anything, he was such a fucking dinwoody.

dinwoody by Candice Everhart January 25, 2008