Dirwood

a name that is often given to a individual on the premise of being a, bad mother fucker.

dirwood tore that mother fuckin shit up. yeah.

by dirwood January 6, 2004

derwood

A little slice of heaven nestled in between Gaithersburg, Rockville and Olney.

All the cool kids live in derwood.

by Chrissy November 14, 2004

derwood

the 20855, we aint rockville cuz we dont get free trash collection and when it snows the roads are never paved. also a wealthy neighborhood in which the DWC presides.

d-dub district! dont get it twisted ya heard

by d-dub for life April 19, 2005

darwood

See Garwood. A very fat female.

She has a major Darwood problem!

by BGAR January 3, 2007

durwooditis

The condition of always being wrong / losing.

Oh man, this guy can't get anything right. He must have a brutal case of durwooditis.

by _wet_paint October 30, 2014

Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 3, 2005

dinwoody

Din, from the latin meaning soft, used in early manuscripts found in the Dead Sea to describe the curly hair growing from a man's pubis. Woody, which stems from the Hebrew for the penis of an Irishmen who's had too much to drink. Put together, a Dinwoody is one with a soft penis, due to "whiskey dick" or the overindulgence in alcohol which inhibits the nerves to a man's genitals causing a soft penal vicinity.

That guy couldn't do anything, he was such a fucking dinwoody.

by Candice Everhart January 25, 2008