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A little slice of heaven nestled in between Gaithersburg, Rockville and Olney.
All the cool kids live in derwood.
derwood by Chrissy November 14, 2004

Stanley Donwood 

The pseudonym of English writer and artist Dan Rickwood, known best for painting in dank, rat-infested sheds while Radiohead procrastinates in the adjacent haunted mansion.
Stanley Donwood is hammering and making greetings cards which may or may not be for christmas.
Stanley Donwood by soundship April 29, 2007
the 20855, we aint rockville cuz we dont get free trash collection and when it snows the roads are never paved. also a wealthy neighborhood in which the DWC presides.
derwood by d-dub for life April 19, 2005
See Garwood. A very fat female.
She has a major Darwood problem!
darwood by BGAR January 3, 2007

dry dogwood 

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.
Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood
dry dogwood by Geordan July 17, 2006

durwooditis 

Oh man, this guy can't get anything right. He must have a brutal case of durwooditis.
durwooditis by _wet_paint October 30, 2014