Dorwood

The name of an amazing family

Wow, look, its the dorwoods

by Lols names February 4, 2022

derwood

A little slice of heaven nestled in between Gaithersburg, Rockville and Olney.

All the cool kids live in derwood.

by Chrissy November 14, 2004

Stanley Donwood

The pseudonym of English writer and artist Dan Rickwood, known best for painting in dank, rat-infested sheds while Radiohead procrastinates in the adjacent haunted mansion.

Stanley Donwood is hammering and making greetings cards which may or may not be for christmas.

by soundship April 29, 2007

derwood

the 20855, we aint rockville cuz we dont get free trash collection and when it snows the roads are never paved. also a wealthy neighborhood in which the DWC presides.

d-dub district! dont get it twisted ya heard

by d-dub for life April 19, 2005

darwood

See Garwood. A very fat female.

She has a major Darwood problem!

by BGAR January 3, 2007

dry dogwood

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

by Geordan July 17, 2006

durwooditis

The condition of always being wrong / losing.

Oh man, this guy can't get anything right. He must have a brutal case of durwooditis.

by _wet_paint October 30, 2014