derwood 

A little slice of heaven nestled in between Gaithersburg, Rockville and Olney.

All the cool kids live in derwood.

derwood by Chrissy November 14, 2004

derwood 

the 20855, we aint rockville cuz we dont get free trash collection and when it snows the roads are never paved. also a wealthy neighborhood in which the DWC presides.

d-dub district! dont get it twisted ya heard

derwood by d-dub for life April 19, 2005

Derwood 

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

Derwood by Ben February 3, 2005

derwood 

One who goes to see an old high school girl strip. A career masterbater

What a fucking derwood Jeff is, the chick that he dated is a slut

derwood by BabyG February 24, 2003

darwood

See Garwood. A very fat female.

She has a major Darwood problem!

darwood by BGAR January 3, 2007

degwood 

someone who hates emo's

Steve: hey mate

Degwood: Fuck you, you child raping son of Satan, go fuck your momma

Steve: bit harsh ain't it?!

Degwood: *pulls out shotgun and shoots the emo cunt*

degwood by ihatemedcalf May 5, 2010

durwooditis 

The condition of always being wrong / losing.

Oh man, this guy can't get anything right. He must have a brutal case of durwooditis.

durwooditis by _wet_paint October 30, 2014