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Dinwoodie 

A Dinwoodie is similar to a woodie (or woody) and is used to describe an erection.

The main difference between a "Dinwodie" and a standard "woodie" is the origin of the state of stiffness.

A "Dinwoodie" is generally obtained as a direct result of stimulation from direct contact with lycra cycling shorts (must have chamois crotch) and friction against the saddle of a racing bicycle.

The effect is most noticable amongst cyclists who wear ridiculously coloured lycra racing outfits, cycling "spumble" helmets and mirrored sunglasses.

Some cyclists refuse to use the term due to it's ever increasing popularity amongst the general public and use the cycling fraternity "insider" definition "PB" which many members of the public thing refers to a "personal best" time when it actually means "pulsating boner"
Check that guy out on the bike, you can see his Dinwoodie !!

North Lanarkshire is full of Dinwoodies during the cycling season !!
Dinwoodie by Baku Goose August 10, 2009
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Spencer dinwiddie 

He’s an average player for the Brooklyn Nets, and is very vocal. He’s a good locker room guy, and when the big names of the team are injured or cant play, his game and skill transforms into a superstar somehow.
Tech guy with a jumper is Spencer Dinwiddie’s nickname!!!
Spencer dinwiddie by Mowaffles December 20, 2020
Pretty much the most incredible dorm in the Botetourt Complex at the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg, VA.
Dinwiddie, formerly called Shitwiddie, is fucking awesome.
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dinwoody 

Din, from the latin meaning soft, used in early manuscripts found in the Dead Sea to describe the curly hair growing from a man's pubis. Woody, which stems from the Hebrew for the penis of an Irishmen who's had too much to drink. Put together, a Dinwoody is one with a soft penis, due to "whiskey dick" or the overindulgence in alcohol which inhibits the nerves to a man's genitals causing a soft penal vicinity.
That guy couldn't do anything, he was such a fucking dinwoody.
dinwoody by Candice Everhart January 25, 2008

Dunwoodie 

The state of your penis after ejaculating, but still being erect.
Her: "That was great, wanna go for round two?"
Him: "Nah girl, its a Dunwoodie"
Dunwoodie by Zuax August 20, 2017
A Scottish last name. A name of a town. A General.
She lives in Dinwiddie.
dinwiddie by Hearese December 21, 2016

dunwoodie 

Eww gross, she's fucking Dunwoodie
dunwoodie by sarcasticleep December 13, 2016
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