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dirtsnake 

Damn, I just hatched a brood of dirtsnakes in the toilet.
dirtsnake by BoatMeme July 1, 2006
A dirtydiva, as opposed to a cleandiva, is a person who claims to be a female yet lacks any proof. Generally this is done to reap the rewards of testosterone laden men with no outlet for their sexual drive. Commonly wears tanktops and short shorts "like everyone else of course" or a sports bra. Other common traits include: microphone being eaten by dad, propensity for money, referring to themselves as a loot whore, and cocker-spaniels. Lastly, dirtydivas tend to be basketball playing cheerleaders who date basketball team captains and run car washes which result in nice tans :). None of this can be verified though, so chances are it's a 34 year old man. Have a seat. What are you doing here? What kind of person brings condoms to a 12 year olds house? So you think it's funny? I'd like executioner, please.
From Dirtydiva: Can I have executioner enchant please?
To Dirtydiva: If a skeeza asks me to feed her with my visa then I'm gonna leave her
From Dirtydiva: I'm dating jay
dirtydiva by Fauxy Alysa February 24, 2008

dirtysanchez 

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.
My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.
dirtysanchez by Pete March 20, 2003

dirtysanchez 

When your getting some brown lovin' and you smear some shit on your lovers lip making her look like shes got a brown mustache.
dirtysanchez by BlueOyster April 30, 2003
A scary person, full name: dirtina von shmetzelhoff. This person is very intense when it comes to sports. They can be very mean and get mad if you trash their belongings. Someone who has giant mussels. They are extremely competitive. They are often called dirt.
Person 1: ugh stop being such a dirtina
Person 2: how dare you insult me so much
dirtina by Cubsfan123 May 9, 2018
Chad:Hey man would you have sex with caitlin?

Ryan:NO WAY MAN! She has a dirtygina!
Dirtygina by Pettaway92 May 25, 2010