dirtydiva

A dirtydiva, as opposed to a cleandiva, is a person who claims to be a female yet lacks any proof. Generally this is done to reap the rewards of testosterone laden men with no outlet for their sexual drive. Commonly wears tanktops and short shorts "like everyone else of course" or a sports bra. Other common traits include: microphone being eaten by dad, propensity for money, referring to themselves as a loot whore, and cocker-spaniels. Lastly, dirtydivas tend to be basketball playing cheerleaders who date basketball team captains and run car washes which result in nice tans :). None of this can be verified though, so chances are it's a 34 year old man. Have a seat. What are you doing here? What kind of person brings condoms to a 12 year olds house? So you think it's funny? I'd like executioner, please.

From Dirtydiva: Can I have executioner enchant please?
To Dirtydiva: If a skeeza asks me to feed her with my visa then I'm gonna leave her
From Dirtydiva: I'm dating jay

by Fauxy Alysa February 24, 2008

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Dirtydick

verb: To have sex with more than one person without showering or washing of any sort.

John: Did you just fuck Lisa?
Ted: Sure did!
John: Didn't you fuck Kelly like an hour ago?
Ted: Yeah, so I got her with a dirtydick... No big deal

by Stampman May 24, 2009

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#DirtyDickDecember

its december, clean your dick bitch boy.

"Have you cleaned your penis yet? Its #DirtyDickDecember."

by hoji1 December 7, 2020

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dirtydick

To take your penis and rub it around the the rim of someones cup or glass.

You're such an ass, I think I'll dirtydick your cup when you leave.

by Stacy February 19, 2005

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DirtyDjango

DirtyDjango: 1) screw w/o protection, 2) pullout, 3) get sucked off, 4) piss.

When a well hung guy (black or white; see related films) bones partner's (male or female) ass or twat (well douched or not) without a condom and said partner immediately (or eventually) takes "Django's" thrusty horsecock into mouth to suck him off in some magical fantastic deliriously hysterical notion that "Django's" pulling out prevents STIs and HIV/AIDS infection or conception/fertilization and because his horsecock is so big recipient could not stand being pounded long enough for "Django" to ejaculate. "Django" is at least smart enough to piss immediately after sex (on his willing partner or not) in a mildly logical attempt to sanitize his penis and prevent infection from his partner (since urine is sterile).

Normally, I would say "Auf Wiedersehen." But since what "Auf Wiedersehen" actually means is "'until I see you again" and, since we did the DirtyDjango, I never need to see you again, to you, I say, "Goodbye."

They did the DirtyDjango to avoid getting and infections, but one still got the clap.

She did the DirtyDjango to please her man and avoid getting pregnant, but she still got pregnant, and didn't get his number to let him know. Another bastard is born.

The DirtyDjango is safe sex. (Not really.)

by MrTopper May 4, 2013

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